Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Great Debate

Read an article earlier about copy protection and the argument for it. I tend to be extremely opposed to it in all forms, but it was interesting to see the other side present some decent evidence. Still, the conclusions the article reaches are all opinions based on the numbers, which ultimately mean nothing.

What I don't understand is why demonizing copy protection is a bad thing. If enough people get upset about it, they will have to change things. The Wikipedia entry for SecureRom, one particularly nasty form of DRM, has been edited ad nauseam, and one only need look at the incident with Spore on Amazon.com in the comments section to see the power of the internet rumor mill at work. If only people were so vehement about protecting constitutional rights and keeping our country out of the hands of greedy politicians.

And, regardless of how many actual pirates copy protection is stopping, if even one legitimate customer is negatively affected by it, it has utterly failed at its job.

Imagine if American car makers decided to require several redundancy checks every time you started your car. If you had to wait for authenticaion transmitted from your car key up to an activation server which would then be beamed back so that you could open the door. Then, when you started the car, you would have to wait again while it checked to make sure you were not a vagrant. You paid for the car, right? So you should be able to unlock it.

Well, this logic works for physical goods, because you cannot copy them like electronic media. The argument could also be made, however, that once you buy an apple from a store, you have the seeds that apple provides in order to plant new trees. No one could tell you you can't plant those apple trees, because they're your seeds, right? But that isn't how electronic media works. How do you assign something value if it can be copied infinitely and shared for free? Rather than go the other direction, and provide customer incentives and better service, companies have decided that Copy protection, or DRM (Digital Rights Management) is the answer.

Copy protection, in theory, is a great thing. But the regular software buyers who are affected most by it are not the ones they're trying to stop. They're trying hardest to get rid of the casual pirates. Because they have to know that no matter what, the game will end up cracked and leaked only a few days after release (and sometimes, weeks before).

So they've entered a very strange middle ground. On one side, you have the hardcore who know what ISOs and torrents are, and know where to get any game or program they want. On the other, you have the average consumer who buys software from the store and expects that he will always be able to access that software whenever he wants. These two groups should not overlap, but the people in charge of these decisions see the overlap as this hulking thing. They believe there is this enormous, magical number of software pirates out there simply waiting for them to release a new game so that they can pilfer it and share it with all their pirate buddies.

The truth is far more simple: there are software pirates, there are casual software pirates, and there are regular people who buy software. There are people who will always pirate software, because it can never be fully protected without serial keys and online verifications. Even then, the smart crackers can get in and make it free. So they accept that there is this lost sales demographic and move on to the next level up.

What about those people who don't know much about computers but who don't like to or can't pay for software? In other words, the poor college student. Maybe a friend explains the process to him and he tries it out by downloading Crysis. He wouldn't have bought Crysis, because his computer can't run it anyway, but since it's free, he decides to give it a shot. When it doesn't work, he deletes it and gives up, because he perceives that the process is too difficult.

I'm of the opinion that the majority of piracy is in that category. Sure, there are the hardcore, but they've always been there.

Then, there's the regular consumer. The one who paid for the software. The one who has to put up with calling tech support because the online verification servers aren't responding. Or put up with getting a new license for the program because his computer got a virus and he had to reinstall windows. This is the largest majority of consumers.

Most people do not pirate software, not because they lack the desire, but because they do not know how. The reason the music industry is having trouble is because of the trend Napster started all those years ago. Napster made sharing music easy. In fact, it made it so easy, the music industry has never recovered. And when it fell, it was inevitable that other programs would pop up to take its place.

The point boils down to this: All of these businesses, music industry included, must find new ways to get people to pay for their products. The current business model is a thing of the past, and sticking to draconian DRM because you believe piracy is the sole cause of a game's shitty sales record, is quite simply, lunacy.

Hey executives, how about this? Why not make games that people want to play? Why not give them incentives, like great, free online play which requires a one-time use CD key (Battle.net), or free game add-ons (Epic) to keep them coming back? Treat your customers like what they are: your bottom line. Because without them, you would be nothing. Your hulking corporation would be a bunch of guys in a building pushing paper into the land of dreams. It's our money, and we want to choose how we spend it. We don't want to spend it on games with two hours of content. We don't want to spend it on games that aren't fun to play. And we especially don't want to spend it on games that you might not even let us play.

Friday, October 17, 2008

On Writing

I've come to this conclusion about the profession of writing: lots of people want to be writers, and lots of people say that anyone can write, but most people don't like to focus inwardly for long periods of time. They don't want to force themselves to pour over their own memories for diamonds.

They don't want to constantly mine the human experience for good material.

But a good writer knows that everything is material. Every conversation, every memory, every word, and every experience is something that can be saved and used later.

While hanging out with some friends, I had this realization: some people don't like to be alone to think. They don't want to think about the things that bother them. They would rather spend time around people and things which make them happy than face the possibility of having to be alone with their thoughts.

And maybe that works for some people.

I'm not one of those people who can ignore the world around me and pretend it doesn't matter. I wish almost every day that I was. Ignorance is bliss, as they say, and it's probably true. Life was easier when you didn't know things. It was easier to believe in God than it was to believe we came from Evolution. It was easier to believe that the world was a good place because I grew up in a nice part of it. It was easier, and safer, when I didn't know anything about sex.

But part of enjoying life, part of growing up, part of the human experience, is losing that innocence. Some days, it hurts more than others. Like the day I found out I was no longer allowed to drink from a bottle. That one was rough. Or the day I found out it wasn't cool to sleep with stuffed animals anymore. Man, highschool was a bitch.

Then there are other days I wouldn't have it any other way.

Shempi, Upside Down Dogs, and the Japanese Space Elevator

My current musical obsession:



Ratatat is the band, "Shempi" is the name of the song. Interesting stuff. They also have an album full of remixes of rap songs which may be the niftiest synthesis ever conceived of by mortal music engineers.

Also, this might bring joy to your day.

This one is my favorite:




A friend of mine pointed this out as well. Apparently, the Japanese are building a space elevator. Holy crap, they're going to take over space. That is, if the Chinese don't do it first.

He also pointed out that Firefly would be a better way for things to end up, especially when faced with other... alternatives. Although, I do have to admit that I've always wanted a gigantic flying robot battle suit, and if Japan does start building them, and like, recruiting pilots to destroy the rest of the world (and the aliens, obviously), I would probably be first in line.

Either way, I'm thinking we should all start learning Chinese immediately.

Right now, I'm sitting here thinking about how neat it is that I might see the a new space race in my life time. And this time, we might do some things that no one expected would ever be possible.

What if, within my lifetime, you take a drive down to your local space port and hop a shuttle to the moon? Maybe that's still way far off, but one can always hope.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

The View?

What the fuck, right? Why would I watch the View?

Well, every once and awhile, it's fun to watch a train wreck.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is insane, everyone knows this. She fully endorses Sarah Palin, which is funny.

The hilarious thing about this, is that she breaks down during a conversation about the dreaded "n"-word. She gets incredibly upset because she doesn't understand why white people aren't allowed to say it, but black people are. She even says "we live in the same world," reasoning that we are all somehow immediately equal because we are all equally represented on billboards, commercials, and in films.

Elizabeth, I have some news for you: not everyone grew up in the middle class white America. Not everyone has that "unique" perspective on life, racism, equality. And you're forgetting to mention the other thing, the important one: White people don't want to hear the word because it reminds them of their guilt. And most white people, at least the normal, non-racist ones, do feel guilty for the past. They don't want to hear the word, because it makes them uncomfortable.

I say let us hear it. Scream it from the fucking rooftops, and then beat the shit out of us if we use it. Some people need to have their comfort zone rattled a little.

But again, this all goes back to one thing, and that is this: context. It's all well and good to say that no one should say a particular word because it offends your sensibilities, but what are you really saying? You're requesting that people stop using a word, a word, which intrinsically has absolutely no meaning. Who cares if someone wants to say it in the privacy of their own home, or even to a friend in public? It is the connotation of the word which matters, and the meanings of words change constantly. The English language is an enormous shifting database of words and phrases.

By spending so much time focusing on why words are bad, they are given the power to be upsetting. By focusing on not saying them, you have done precisely the opposite. You are announcing to the world that these words are taboo, which of course means that people will use them more often. Talking about them makes them part of our lexicon. Want a word to disappear from use? Just wait. Time is the only thing that does the trick. In time, language will change again, and fuck might not be the go to curse word for almost every situation.

The truth is that there is a double standard that people like Elizabeth don't understand. They don't get it, because they don't live in the same world we do. Hollywood is in its own fucking microcosm, and she has no clue how things work. My black friend can call me a honky, and I won't take offense, but you can be damn sure if I were to refer to him with the terrible word, he would be upset. And he should be.

We are not at a point in America where the race barrier has been broken. It still exists in an extremely pronounced way, and as long as it does, we have to continue to watch what we say. Obama has stated many times that this is not a white America, or a black America, but a United States of America where everyone is equal and awesome. That may be what he wants to achieve, but we still have a long way to go to claim that we are, indeed, a cohesive group of Americans united under the same principals and freedoms.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Tee Hee

I have some links to share.

First up is Mark Wahlberg. He's pissed because Saturday Night Live did a decent parody of his acting. Andy Samburg has always made me laugh, ever since the infamous Lazy Sunday, so I found it mildly entertaining. The impression isn't bad, and after suffering through Wahlberg's latest craptastic adventure, The Happening, I'm entirely fine with poking some fun at him.

I'm honestly not sure whether The Happening was poorly written, filmed, or acted. There are moments where it might make you laugh a little, which isn't neccessarily out of place in a disaster film. But something was lost in translation here.

Out the window is Shyamalan's signature tension building. Instead, we're thrown right into the "action," which is never terribly interesting, nor exciting. Some of it is even kind of funny and it shouldn't be, and when it wants badly to be taken seriously, say by taking out a character we met only a few minutes before, there is no emotional impact. How are you supposed care about these people when nothing interesting happens to them? Sure, there are people dying, and it's this terrible event, and everyone is scared, and the best friend of course splits off from the group and ends up screwed. This is nothing we haven't seen before, done better by a dozen other films. I'm starting to think M. Night struck gold with the Sixth Sense.

And there's no twist. Some people will die, some won't, but there's no twist. The plants are killing people. If there is one lesson it could impart, it is the following: when the wind blows, if you're hanging out with too many evil polluting humans, you will die a horrible death related to whatever object nearby can cause a sufficiently grotesque amount of gore.

And I'm not sorry if I spoiled it for you. Even if you were thinking about seeing it, you should just forget it. Save the money for something useful, like an ashtray, or a rocket launcher.

Let us shift gears to Sarah Palin. I do so enjoy hearing about her these days.

CNN spent a lot of time covering this story earlier. This guy who used to be a Bush Strategist says that McCain knows he fucked up bad by picking her. Says McCain knew he "put the country at risk" by picking Palin as VP.

Alright, so he's a Bush strategist. He could be wrong, right?

I mean, it's not like she inspires people to yell "Kill him!" in regard to Barrack Obama at her rallies. Oh wait.

She's got to be the one we've been waiting for. Finally, a woman who knows what it's like to be a regular old, joe six pack, racist, ignorant American. It'll be refreshing to have someone with so much experience in abusing power for personal purposes.

Have you voted yet? You should vote, dude.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Distraction

I'm supposed to be doing homework, but I needed a break, so I took a few minutes to read a little. While on a political blog, I came across this article. It's old, written in 2004, but it rings true today.

For those too busy to read, it has to do with the attack on intellectualism going on in our country. It was written at a time when Bush had just begun his second term in office, but it is even more relevant at the advent of the next presidential race. Here, we decide the fate of the United States. For better or worse, we send it barreling inexorably onward, but the key difference is how we get there. Is it with someone who believes creationism should be taught in schools alongside science as a viable origin for life? Or is it with someone who believes in the true principles upon which America was founded? Someone who believes all people should be allowed to practice their own faith. Someone who does not look down on other people's religions for being different. In a word, someone who is tolerant.

But not just tolerant. Respectful.

The article is frightening, partly because it shows an example a certain type of person scattered all across the country. It's also scary, because it's true.

There are people who think that colleges have a "well known" liberal bias. While it may be true that people with more education tend to vote democrat (Hmmm), I find it funny that education has become a point of attack for the Republicans. From two fronts: No Child Left Behind (which actually destroyed our education system, hoorah!) and this anti-intellectualism, anti-challenging of indoctrination.

The person, the one I was referring to from the article, is one who warns his freshman friend not to learn too much. Yes, apparently you can learn too much. In all seriousness, it isn't funny, because he is serious. He tells his friend that 'you don't want too learn to much that might challenge your core beliefs, because you might lose your faith'. Well, yeah. That's kind of the whole point of an education. If you aren't challenging your own ideas, how do you learn anything new? How do you know you're right if your position is the only one you've checked out? How can you possibly claim that you know definitively that your way is the only way to go?

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God." - Bush Sr.

Now, as an atheist, I'm skeptical by default of any religion. But skeptical is not the same as disrespect. I support and respect all of my friends in their faith, and I find it deeply impressive that they maintain it despite life's curve balls. I think all of them, including the ones who practice non-christian religions, deserve a fair chance to practice whatever faith they choose, without persecution from the government or their peers.

The last thing we need from the government is more hatred bred from ignorance, which is all that this rhetoric ultimately does. When people who actually believe that atheists should not be considered citizens hear the leader of the free world say this, it gives them recognition. Acknowledgment that their way is the right way, the only way. It makes them believe that they would want to vote for the leader who speaks for the everyday "Joe six-pack" when in reality, that could not possibly be more untrue.

Why do the Republicans insist on claiming Christianity as our official religion when we are a nation comprised entirely of immigrants who came here to practice religion their way? Freedom is great, and no one loves it more than me. I just wish Americans would wake up. Education is the key, and all we seem to do is take steps in the wrong direction.

Why are we still arguing about Evolution? This is a theory that has insurmountable evidence to suggest that it has happened, is happening, and will continue to happen, yet there are people who refuse to believe it because it isn't written in the Bible.

To quote one of my favorite stage plays, Inherit the Wind, "The Bible is a book. A good book. But it's not the only book."

Monday, September 29, 2008

Americans ought to be outraged. At this moment, our government has failed us utterly. The people we pay taxes to out of every pay check have failed to prevent our economy from falling apart. The bail out will not fix it, and if it does manage to pass in some form in the near future, our problem still remains: our country is run by people who don't know what they are doing.

They played with our economy as though it were a toy, and this is the result. Widespread failure across the board. And it's going to get a lot worse. We're seeing the beginnings of a ripple effect in our financial sector that will eventually go far enough to effect the majority. Right now, it's people who had savings or loans with those banks in trouble. For the moment, maybe your savings is safe. But what happens when it isn't? What happens when the dollar collapses and you can no longer afford to buy gas and food. What if you're forced to choose one or the other?

The way America was going, it could not sustain itself. Sub prime mortgages are part of the problem, but credit is an even bigger one. The American lifestyle has snowballed into this ridiculous parody of itself, and it has finally begun to unravel.

The only truth is this: we have allowed the government to do this to us. They may be partly responsible, but we have stood by while they took away more of our freedoms, raised our taxes, and spent the money on destroying our economy and system of education. We've sat back and done nothing while they took apart our country, and now what do we have to show for it? A failing economy and a lower standing in the world.

The only issue any politician wants us to focus on is who can be blamed for the crisis, while we sit here watching the economy fall apart. The real question is not 'Whose fault is it?', but 'Who will clean this up?'

The answer is this: our generation. We will be the ones who face the consequences of corporate greed and a government outgrowing its purpose. We will face the future of the world in an America that has failed its people. We will be the ones who rebuild it.

This time is the most important, because it will require great leadership, and I honestly don't believe it exists anywhere in modern American politics.

Hopefully things aren't as bad as they seem. Hopefully, we'll weather this storm and come out on the other side relatively unscathed. Hopefully, the dip in the market that will continue during this week will be short term.

Hopefully, we won't have a President who knows nothing about the economy or what could be done to fix it, because I'm not sure America can weather three "unimaginable" events in a decade.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Uh Oh..

So, I'm reading a lot more about politics these days than usual. It's kind of a mess.

All my life, I've considered myself a Republican, in the sense that I hate taxes, and Muslim extremists. Yet I find myself at odds with the Republican party on almost every policy decision they've made in the last eight years. And I'm completely against them running the exact same campaign yet again, with the same promises, the same bullshit.

So here we are again, my second opportunity to vote, and I'm thinking of going Democrat. My parents would kill me, I think.

Here are some things I don't think "Republican" on:

- Abortion. I think women should be able to choose. Especially women who are raped. (I'm looking at you Palin)
- Gay Rights. I don't much care for men myself, but what people do in the privacy of their own homes is their own damned business, not mine. I think if people are so worried about "marriage" being ruined, they shouldn't be getting so many fucking divorces.
- Education. "No Child Left Behind" has completely screwed our education system up. Ask any teacher, they'll tell you in theory, it's a good idea, but in practice, it has set us back almost a decade. Schools with low test scores don't get funding. So, I guess the whole "not leaving any children behind" thing went out the window.
- Economy. McCain is running as a "fiscal conservative," but you already know what that means. It means taxes decrease for the rich, and government spending on stupid shit goes through the roof.

The war is weird. I've held differing opinions on it over the years, but I think most everyone can agree it's gone on way too long and we need to stop sinking money into something that won't fix an even greater energy crisis. Even if we did simply invade the country for their oil, it still doesn't solve the problem that oil eventually dries up. What then? What happens when it becomes too expensive to extract it from the ground and we've spent all the money we had developing new oil resources? The Republicans don't want to plan for the eventuality, because it would mean they don't make ungodly amounts of money anymore. Invading the middle east, in my opinion, was to keep the Saudi's from price gouging us. If we control some of the supply out there, we don't have to worry about buying it from them at a higher price.

Anyway, original reasons aside, the war has almost ruined our economy. Though I agree that Muslim Extremists are incredibly dangerous, I also think this overt war was not the best way to go about rooting them out.

Ultimately, they're all a bunch of morons, Obama included. He may be a great speaker, and have wonderful ideas about where to take our country, but he's a politician. Don't think for a second that he wouldn't lie to get himself into office, and don't forget that they all over promise and under deliver.

But, if he can deliver on even two of his hundreds of promises, he'll have done a better job than the old institution.

I'm going to vote this year, because I think it's important, but I don't have faith in the system anymore. I'm so disillusioned with the whole process, because it seems that people are so set in their ways that they would willingly vote blindly for someone who wants Creationism taught in schools. Regardless of your religious beliefs, I think most sane, intelligent people can agree that religion does not belong in school, and connecting a country even closer to Christianity is not what the founding fathers intended. Separation of Church and State exists for a very specific reason, and doing the opposite is not going to help our country grow and develop.

Alright, I'm done with politics for the day. I'll leave you with this though:

The Christian right paints McCain as the great moral leader, and they talk about his experience and time as a POW all the time. McCain divorced his crippled wife in order to date a younger woman when he returned from the war.

The Christian right paints Obama as a "muslim" and other stupid shit, yet he's been with his wife since he married her. He doesn't have a VP whose daughter got pregnant and got an abortion, despite her party's stance on that.

Doesn't have anything to do with their politics, but I know who I'd rather vote into office, and it's not the guy who is saying something different than what he is doing.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Summer I

The summer drags on. It's getting hotter here, though it's not as hot as some places. Not yet, anyway. When it is, it'll be miserable to walk outside. One can only hope that if global warming is going to kill us all, it will hurry up and do it already. All this waiting is getting old.

If the world was about to end, I'd prefer it went in the direction of M. Night's new death simulation. Killer neurotoxins from plants that make people kill themselves in awesome ways? Sign me up. I have to admit to being greatly excited to see what the director can do with an R-rating. Here's to hoping it isn't anything like The Village.

The new Hulk film looks like it might have the right elements to succeed, unlike the last one. It's difficult to imagine how you could screw up a giant green monster wrecking a city, but the 2003 film was a complete disaster. Hopefully Ed Norton can draw a nice crowd on opening weekend.

Iron Man was a solid flick, and I'd pay money to see it a second time in the theater. It was entertaining, and Robert Downey Jr. is my favorite actor to play a super hero on the silver screen yet. Aside from Christian Bale, of course. I do have a slight bias toward naked chainsaw wielding blood-covered anti-heroes, so I'm more than a little excited about the next installment in the Batman re imagining. It can't come soon enough.

Then there's Pineapple Express, which, if the trailer is any indication, will definitely be right up my alley. Can't wait to see the Judd Apatow take on the drug/crime genre.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Burnout

I'm not a big fan of racing games, but I like to put in time with my favorite series when the newest iteration hits. This year, it's Burnout Paradise, and it's pretty darned good.

It's Burnout, but it's not the Burnout you remember. In fact, it's completely different. The GUI, the menus, the linear races, they're all out the window. As are the beloved Crash races, which is an unfortunate oversight on the part of the creators, but I digress. This is a different approach to game design, one that requires a bit of accommodation to allow yourself to become familiarized with.

Once you have your permit, you're released into an open city to do as you please. There are cars to unlock (which you unlock by crashing into), there are ramps to test (see: fly over a winding ravine to your death), and there are crashes a plenty. It wouldn't be Burnout without the signature crash sequences, and they look better than ever on the next generation of consoles.

Then there's the online functionality, perfect in its execution. The d-pad is your guide to the online, allowing you to at any time during game play, connect to a friend and begin smashing, crashing, flying, and barrel rolling in unison. Up to eight players(!!), and new challenges that open up for each additional guy you bring in, the online is where it's at.

Let us also not forget, that at any point during the game, you have been afforded the ability to turn your car into a traffic missile with a simple button press. Upon depressing the bumpers, your car swerves, flips, and becomes a controllable car missile. You surf traffic, using helpless drivers as launch points and buses as multipliers. This is supposed to replace the missing "Crash Events" from previous Burnout games. It's a fun diversion, but it serves little purpose beyond that, and it's a little disappointing when you compare it with the old days of crashing, when the game actually rewarded the highest level of destruction at an intersection with actual progression. Also, the lack of a retry button on single player races is extremely frustrating later in the game. Having to navigate the roads with a map that can only be accessed by tearing yourself out of the game is sort of against everything they were trying to do by completely getting rid of the UI. It's more realistic, forcing the driver to plot his route ahead of time rather than risk doing so on the fly and screwing up in the process, but it's also annoying in the late game.

Still, this is a stupidly fun game. Online, the experience can't be matched. It's hard to describe, but it ends up playing like a speed induced version of GTA without the on foot parts to bother with. Speed is the weapon, and your car is the blunt object. The city is your playground to race, or crash as you please, and there is plenty to see and do.

What are you waiting for? Go buy it.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Best of 2007

I listened to a lot of music this year, but the albums I kept coming back to numbered in the single digits. There's a lot of great stuff out there, and I think I made my way through most of the highlights unscathed.

The Apples in Stereo - New Magnetic Wonder

Listen to: "Same Old Drag", "Energy", "7 Stars",

These guys deserve some praise for creating one of the happiest, most energetic albums of all time. This thing is filled to the brim with good feelings and warm sounds, and it plays out like something familiar, but catchy all the same. It's definitely heavily produced, but the sound doesn't suffer for it, in fact, it elevates most of their songs into something electronic sounding, which I find myself more attracted to as of late. Which leads me to my next favorite..

Daft Punk - Alive 2007

Listen to:
The whole thing. From start to finish. Do it.

This might be the best album from last year. From the moment it begins, you know it's going to rock harder than anything you've heard before. These guys already knew how to write great electronic funk rock, and this album is the culmination of ten years of perfect songs. Every song that you loved before is remixed with another in this titanic, speaker crushing, live robot fest. Unlike other collaborative efforts (and because it's their stuff), it comes off perfectly blended, there is no wasted noise here. They bring back every great moment from their albums and it hits you hard and doesn't stop for the duration.

Calvin Harris - I Created Disco

Listen to: "Acceptable in the 80's", "Vegas", "I Created Disco", "Merrymaking At My Place", "Colours", "Disco Heat"

This guy surprised me completely. I heard a track of his on OpenPandora, and it didn't really catch my ear. In fact, it kind of annoyed me. A few days later, I discovered myself humming it, and realized that what I initially thought of as an annoyance was actually one of the catchiest beats I'd ever had the pleasure of hearing. This guy is a wizard and the album title, while not modest in any way, is correct. This man, too young to have been alive when Disco graced this green earth, has done with the genre what few other people could. He's created a clever, catchy, up beat disco album for the 21st Century, and it is fantastic. There are a few throw away tracks toward the end, but as funky electric disco goes, this guy has the shit down to a science.

The Killers - Sam's Town

Listen to: "Bling Confessions of a King", "Sam's Town", "For Reasons Unknown", "Uncle Johnny", "When You Were Young"

I know, I know, it came out last year. That doesn't change the fact that it took me this long to give it a thorough listen myself, and I couldn't believe it took me so long to get here. There are some tracks I don't care for, and their sound has taken on a brighter, more arena-rock oriented focus, but I like it. It took me some time to get on board with a few tracks, but this is a great album that deserves every bit as much praise as the first. Sure, every track isn't phenomenal, as on their debut album, but that's to be expected. If this is any indication of where things are going, I can't wait for their third offering.

Radiohead - In Rainbows

Listen to:
"Reckoner", "Videotape", "House of Cards", "Weird Fishes/Arpeggi"

One of the greatest bands of all time releases an album for free and it's some of their best work? Pinch me, I must be dreaming. Indeed, Radiohead put out a rock solid offering here, and it's worth your money more than any album you've paid for this year. They've come off five albums of heavy experimentation and the results haven't always been great, but this is where it comes together. The sound is softer, it's lighter, it's focused, and it's a pleasure to listen. This is clearly an album crafted by some of the greatest song writers on the planet, and it shows. It's great the whole way through, and is best taken in with some degree of substance abuse before hand. Just saying.

Monday, January 21, 2008

One Billion is a Lot

What would I do with one billion dollars? The possibilities are endless. If only I'd had the foresight to invent a product like Guitar Hero.

That's how much money they've made on the sale of the product itself. It does not include the vast revenue garnered from downloadable content. This is a hulking beast of a thing now. It will be exploited to the darkest point of no return, and its iterations will exist, in some form, for many years, I suspect.

Of course, I love the series. It is as close perhaps as I'll ever get to an actual guitar without ever really coming anywhere close to being one. It's fun to play, that's all there is to say about it. But how did a game where a 3/4 size plastic guitar controller become mainstream? How did it become wildly popular? I remember when the first Guitar Hero came out, it was incredible fun. It brought the sort of joy to the home game console that I hadn't felt since the old days. It was arcade-like almost, but one felt the urge to rock the fuck out. I always felt it was a niche product, partially because of the price, but also because you look stupid when you play it. There's no getting around it, it's hard to look cool with a tiny little guitar controller that has buttons representing all of the primary colors.

Now it's a hulking juggernaut in the game industry. The competition is fierce, with Rock Band in tow (or perhaps in the lead?). It will be interesting to see where we go from here. Do we get more instruments and updates via Xbox Live for Rock Band, or will we get nickeled and dimed? They already know they can charge us anything for the downloads, because people will still pay for them, regardless of the price. It's that point system, furiously insisting that a few more points aren't going to hurt your bank statement at the end of the month. It's also the offerings. There are some great tracks out for Rock Band. The Police? Queens of the Stone Age? Yes. I'll take it.

<---- Has contributed over 300 of his hard earned dollars to the Guitar Hero franchise.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Many Things

Lots of stuff has happened and I haven't been writing or commenting unnecessarily on it.

The Format War

Things look grim for HDDVD right now, as Blu-Ray now currently has 70% of the studios under exclusivity contracts. What does this mean for the average consumer? Absolutely nothing. Both of these formats were created in order to cash in on a minor upgrade in performance and quality and neither matter much in the long run. In five years, there will be something better, with more storage, and it will look even prettier. I'd also be willing to bet that if you look at sales, DVDs are still outselling both of the HD formats hands down.

Movies

I've taken in quite a few films in the last couple of weeks. The top of the list is easily No Country For Old Men, based on a Cormac McCarthy novel, it's one of those films that every man in America should go see. It's violent, it's graphic, and it's bloody, but it also seems to have every good actor they could find in it. The writing is nothing short of brilliant, and the antagonist is easily one of the greatest movie villains in history. He's sadistic, unpredictable, and always on edge, which makes for some truly remarkable scenes of ritual blood bath.

I Am Legend was pretty good, I thought. The ending was a little weak, but as post apocalyptic movies go, it was well filmed and well acted. It's interesting, because for about 80% of the movie, Will Smith only talks to his dog, and yet the movie is still watchable. It's too bad that I won't be able to see any of his movies anymore. Having recently announced his connection with the Church of Scientology (see: crazy fuckers who believe that malevolent alien spirits cause all our problems), I must now add Will Smith's films to a list of those I can't go see. It's too bad, because I really like his movies. Oh well.

I saw some other movies, Alien vs. Predator Requiem being one of them. It only bears mentioning because it was so bad, which is to say, in many ways, it was a worthy sequel to the first film. Though the two have absolutely no connection, and the story is completely different, this is the sequel. There are Aliens. Oh, and some Predators. They fight, but not much. Also, there is an Alien that somehow looks sort of like a Predator. It is a PredAlien, I guess. I played with the toys when I was 9, so I vaguely remember that being one of them. The Aliens and Predators on which the crux of the film is based don't really do a whole lot of interacting, save pounding the crap out of each other in ludicrously dark rooms where the action takes a back seat to the gore, which has been turned up to eleven.

In making this grotesque film, it seems the creators went back to each previous Alien and Predator film and made a list of all the "alien bursting out of a chest" situations they never got to explore in the past films. Father and his 10 year old son? Chest bursted. Homeless people in a sewer? Chest bursted. Hospital wing full of pregnant women? You know they chest bursted those fat bitches.

It seems they have forgotten what made the first Alien and Predator films so great in the first place. It was all about the hunt and the suspense leading up to it. Now, it's a game of "who can we chest burst next, and how violent can this one be?" I can only imagine the conversation that went on before this movie got the green light:

Studio Exec: So, the script looks pretty good, but we just have a couple things we want to ask you about.
Writer: Sure, go for it.
Studio Exec: Why are there so many people with aliens shooting out of their chests?
Writer: I wanted to really explore the medium of chest bursting with this film, really try to get inside the mentality of an alien's motivation to chest burst the shit out of everything it sees.
Studio Exec: But the movie is about humans.
Writer: Well there has to be something for the aliens to chest burst.
Studio Exec: What if they chest bursted cars?
Writer: That could work.

As much as I hate on the film, I will also say this: I would leap at the opportunity to be one of the guys that gets chest bursted in an Alien movie. I feel it would make a perfect addition to my bulging resume.

More later.